Summer Blog

I am trying something different this summer....i thought it would be easier to just do a separate blog for our family summer fun and than when school starts up i can send this blog to the printers and have our summer scrapbook all put together! Sooo, it may be boring to my fellow blogger friends, but it is primarily just a scrapbook in the making for our family! My Living In Oblivion blog will go back to primarily just being my life and I will be cancelling our Easysite, which is the family blogger and switching over to a blogger on here for our family adventures, that will be the Tag Along blog. I am also almost finished with a blog for Jorden, so anyone that wants to keep up with our soldier can do so quickly and easily!

Tuesday, July 19, 2011

I Will Just Play Dead.....Said Mr. Mouse

There are times i am not fond of being the family photographer and recording the happenings of life....but it must be done and nobody else has stepped up to the task.....So, with grim re pore i will tell this horribly, tragic, tale from the point of view of the victim, aka, Mr. Mouse
It was a typical morning...i was just minding my own business..

.....when this big hunkin' creature showed up...i told myself to remain calm, if i didn't see "IT", "IT" wouldn't see me! 

No such luck, "IT" saw me!

I assumed the poistion for the bottom sniffin'

Than  a blond "IT" appeared asking the dark "IT" what i was.  There was much discussion on exactly "WHAT" i was..... 

The paw smacking began...it hurt...

This two against one is for the birds!!  Where are the birds?!!

I decided to just play dead and see how that would work out.  Maybe a bird would fly by and distract them........where are the birds?!!!

The blond "IT" began whispering sweet nothings into the dark "ITS" ear. I thought i might be able to make my escape, but the dark "IT" wanted nothing to do with the blond "ITS" whispering

Seriously, this paw smacking thing has got to stop!  I am getting a headache!

Now, was that really necessary?  I am now dizzy along with my pounding headache! AND!!!  There is now slimy slobber on my summer coat!!! My day just keeps getting worse!

Intermission; in case you needed a break from my torture!

PLEASE let this all just be a bad dream..!!! PLEEEAAAASSSSSEEEEE!

My, that is one big tongue the "IT" has in this horrible nightmare!

It was not a dream, so i tried negotiating with the "IT"

I told the "IT" about Mrs. Mouse and our baby mice... begging to return home to my family....

After much contemplating and a few hurtful remarks the "IT" unfortunately said,
"NOT ON YOUR LIFE!!!" 

And than; there was of course, MORE paw smacking!!!  Seriously?

Oh no!!!  I ended up in "ITS" mouth, again!  I squeaked and squeaked  for mercy....
Really!!!  I am sure you can hear it in the video version.......

I begged to die in peace....

Well, it wasn't in peace, but i died...
And that is the short story of my
Epic Battle With The "ITS" 
The End

No animals were injured in this story because everything on the internet is true!!!   

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