There are times i am not fond of being the family photographer and recording the happenings of life....but it must be done and nobody else has stepped up to the task.....So, with grim re pore i will tell this horribly, tragic, tale from the point of view of the victim, aka, Mr. Mouse
It was a typical morning...i was just minding my own business..
.....when this big hunkin' creature showed up...i told myself to remain calm, if i didn't see "IT", "IT" wouldn't see me!
No such luck, "IT" saw me!
I assumed the poistion for the bottom sniffin'
Than a blond "IT" appeared asking the dark "IT" what i was. There was much discussion on exactly "WHAT" i was.....
The paw smacking began...it hurt...
This two against one is for the birds!! Where are the birds?!!
I decided to just play dead and see how that would work out. Maybe a bird would fly by and distract them........where are the birds?!!!
The blond "IT" began whispering sweet nothings into the dark "ITS" ear. I thought i might be able to make my escape, but the dark "IT" wanted nothing to do with the blond "ITS" whispering
Seriously, this paw smacking thing has got to stop! I am getting a headache!
Now, was that really necessary? I am now dizzy along with my pounding headache! AND!!! There is now slimy slobber on my summer coat!!! My day just keeps getting worse!
Intermission; in case you needed a break from my torture!
PLEASE let this all just be a bad dream..!!! PLEEEAAAASSSSSEEEEE!
My, that is one big tongue the "IT" has in this horrible nightmare!
It was not a dream, so i tried negotiating with the "IT"
I told the "IT" about Mrs. Mouse and our baby mice... begging to return home to my family....
After much contemplating and a few hurtful remarks the "IT" unfortunately said,
"NOT ON YOUR LIFE!!!"
And than; there was of course, MORE paw smacking!!! Seriously?
Oh no!!! I ended up in "ITS" mouth, again! I squeaked and squeaked for mercy....
Really!!! I am sure you can hear it in the video version.......
I begged to die in peace....
Well, it wasn't in peace, but i died...
And that is the short story of my
Epic Battle With The "ITS"
The End
No animals were injured in this story because everything on the internet is true!!!
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